Tommy Maaltman, the Oracle

Tommy Maaltman "is a polital genius, an oracle, a wise sage with his finger on the pulse, a rare man who keeps his head and clearly sees the future." (See Tommy Maaltman's Malt Musings, 2/26/2011, once again, another shameless plug.). These are the words Kellyanne Conway used when after the 2016 Presedential Election she imediately telephoned Tommy Maaltman asking, no begging, him to join her team she is assembling to smooth the transition of power from the communist O'bama to President Donald J. Trump. It's a new dawn Maaltmen. It's true, Tommy Maaltman predicted the Trump movement. Tommy Maaltman saw the tidal wave of polital change coming. Tommy Maaltman saw the signs and read them correctly. Tommy Maaltman saw the times changing. Tommy Maaltman saw the pain and suffering of the people. Too many taxes, too much political correctness, too little incentive to succeed and Tommy Maaltman giggled when the Tsunami hit on November 8, 2016. So Tommy Maaltman is going to sit back with his feet on the desk and grab a huge juicy........dram of Macallan, the Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky, Whisky Maker's Edition, 42.6% Alc/vol. with a burnt corn syrup color, fresh fruit and toffee nose, sweet fruit with spice first taste, smooth mellow smoky fruit with roasted ginger and clove second taste and a subtle smoky finish. And no Kellyanne, Tommy Maaltman won't be joining your team or any other team for that matter. That's not what Tommy Maaltman is all about. It would dramatically interfere with his true passion, i.e., procuring, sampling, tasting, discovering and critiquing cask strength single malt Scotch whisky. It's going to be HUGE, it's AMAZING, make Tommy Maaltman......I mean America great again. Slàinte, Tommy Maaltman