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Tommy Maaltman Blogging

Tommy Maaltman Blogging
Tommy Maaltman Blogging

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Body and soul.

Alastair MacQualter Graham, M.D., newly conscripted army sawbones didn't fraternize with the other men in the Army of Northern Virginia until one day he met Chaplin Franklin Ulysses Swaggart, ordained Baptist minister from Corinth, Mississippi. Better known as the Reverend F.U. The men shared a deep and profound devotion to ...............whisky. Preacher F. U.did not single out catholic Pappists for disparagement, condemnation and damnation like most of his fellow protestant clergyman. In fact, F. U.didn't have a discriminating bone in his body, he hated all other religions equally and considered each one competition for the dwindling funds available for tithing. You see tithing a Protestant invention, described in the Old Testament, consists of giving 10 percent of earnings to the church. For the Reverend Franklin Ulysses Swaggart it meant something quite different and during the war of Northern Aggression he became a wealthy man spawning many generations of swindling, dishonest and whoring Swaggart men of the cloth. Celebrating their newfound friendship, the men enjoyed several drams of MaCallan Whisky Maker's Edition single malt with a lingering finish. 42.8% alc/vol. with a bronze color, fresh bowl of sweet fruit nose, first taste of sweet fruit and spice,second taste introduces complex candied fruit and West Indies spice with a subtle smokey finish predictive of a long deep friendship between these two professionals. One tending the body, the other ministering to the soul. SlĂ inte, Tommy Maaltman

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