Proper straw hat protocol for a second wedding deemphasizing Catholicism

Lassiter, the steely gray eyed killer for hire arrived at the wedding wearing, not his usual black 100X beaver pelt hat, but a custom made Sing straw hat. After all it was summer and nearly 100 degrees Fahrenheit. He was escorted to his seat minutes before the bride walked down the aisle. Upon sitting he removed his straw hat from his head and balanced it on his right knee where it remained during the entire ceremony. Being a second wedding, the niceties of the Catholic ritual were minimized and the ceremony was short and to the point. She said, "Yes," he said "Yes," and it was over. At the conclusion of the ceremony Lassiter reached into his black leather vest pocket and pulled out a sterling silver flask initialed "C NMI L" containing Oban "Little Bay of Caves" Double Matured West Highland Single Malt Whisky Special Release OD 160.FX Limited Edition 43%alc./vol., with a briney sweet nose, floral first taste, honey and clover second taste and long lasting, enduring, and candied "all is well" finish. As the bride and groom walked out, Lassiter gracefully stood and with his experienced gun drawing right hand and arm expertly placed his Sing straw hat on his head, pivoted into the aisle and exited the ceremony. Not staying for the reception he speedily made his way home where Inge, his smoking hot Swedish wife, was waiting. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman.