Dram number two on the single malt whisky bucket list.

I think it's safe to say, "They stopped the oil leak!!!". I'm returning to my favorite region of Scotland for an American dram ( five fingers) of the Mel Gibson of the Islays, an Ardbeg seven year old cask strength single malt, dram number two on the single malt bucket list. This whisky is wild, bombastic, caustic, unpredictable, and totally out of control with a strong smoked bologna casings taste and an oily, creosote finish. Like Mel, who is anti semetic, anti black, and anti wet back and who relates only to other white men who are infatuated with women with giant fake boobs and silicon injected lips, this dram is an equal opportunity offender of all senses and packs a powerful, "knock out your two front teeth," punch! Finally, when drinking Islays remember like Mel's philosophy when selecting a trophy girlfriend, younger is better. Now on a personal note, back in the Islays with the oil well capped, I can concentrate on the immigration problem. Let's keep the illegals out. But if one or two happen to slip through, let me know. I could use a lawn boy at home and a cabana boy at the lake house . Slainte, Tommy Maaltman