Tommy Maaltman goes to a Stag Party.

As I was watching President O'Bama on the television the other night, Tommy's better half, sweet Jilli said, "Tommy come here into the living room quickly." Thinking the old gal was feeling amourous I leaped from my seat where I was watching the TV and ran into the living room only to be told by Jilli, "Look out the window." To my surprise I saw a ten point buck being challenged by four or five six point, four point and button bucks, i.e., a bachelor or stag party. What a beautiful sight! But not as beautiful as the twelve point stag engraved on every bottle of Dalmore Scotch Single Malt Whisky. Legend has it that in 1263 King Alexander The III was hunting in Scotland and was nearly gored to death by a stag. An Archer of Clan MacKenzie saved the King's life with an expertly placed arrow through the animal's heart. Out of gratitude, the King granted the clan the right to have a Royal Stag's Head in their coat of arms. Every bottle of Dalmore Scotch Single Malt Whisky produced in this Speyside Distillery is adorned with the proud example of a twelve point stag. See for yourself. Purchase a Dalmore 21 43.0% with a deep amber color, caramel nose, chocolate, toffee, spice and dried fruit flavor, and a piercing fruit, pepper, and floral finish. A dram to slay for. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman