Tommy Maaltman has a great idea and helps mankind.

Last time I checked, smoking was bad for your health so the thought of treating chronically and teminally ill patients with medical marijuana seems a bit incongruous. On the other hand, booze in moderation is good for your heart. Tommy Maaltman had a "light bulb moment." Why not start Scotch Single Malt Whisky Medical clinics for the chronic and terminally ill patient? You know, patients suffering from terminal cancer, chronic fatigue syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, sprained ankles, stuff like that. I could easily train health care providers to professionally screen for appropriate patients and to weed out the malingerers. With Electronic Medical Records (EMR) the health care provider wouldn't even have to touch the patient or be in the the same room for that matter. For example, how about this for the chronically constipated patient, a dram of Coal Ila 12 year old vol. 43 with a soothing Vintro verde color, soft juniper nose, medicinal body and a healing and nutritious finish. Now that will get things going. And remember, Primum non nocere, first do no harm. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman