Rick Rossi goes to New York City and blows it.....again!

After sweet Jilli personally secured tickets to the Mike Huckabee Show for Rick Rossi to attend, The Italian Stallion sat in the audience like a bump on a log and failed to ask either former Arkansas Govenor and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee or disgraced impeached former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich a relevant or poignant question! Granted he was competing for the host's attention with a packed audience of seven other people but The Maaltman would have handled the situation differently. Given the opportunity, I would have said, "Former disgraced and impeached Governor Blogo, what dram of Scotch Single Malt Whisky did you choose at the moment you realized you were being taped by the FBI throwing around the " F" bomb trying to hawk former Senator O'Bama's seat to the highest bidder? And heavyweight former governor of Arkansas and failed presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, " What dram of Scotch Single Malt Whisky did you choose the moment you realized that after successfully undergoing bariatric surgery your appetite was so big that you were able to overeat the gastrointestinal bypass and actually gain 30-50 pounds!?!?" Well we will never know but I might suggest to the gents a dram of Glen Mhor, 22 year old 61 vol with a shimmery illusive old gold color, fraudulently fresh mint and herbal nose, deceivingly light syrupy taste and coverup leaf and grassy finish. P.S. Apparently The Maaltman has been spelling Christyn Rosi's name wrong forever. Oops. Mea culpable. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman