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Saturday, March 5, 2011

Tommy Maaltman discovers The Bottle Wine and Spirits in Fayetteville, Arkansas.

News of a new emporium of fine spirits has gone viral since it's discovery by the Maaltman and a recent entry on the Tommy Maaltman's Malt Musings found on tommymaaltman.blogspot.com, (shameless plug.) Yes, everybody is talking about The Bottle Wine and Spirits, located at 1364 Augustine Lane, Fayetteville, Arkansas. And what are they saying? Billie Bob says, "I'm getting a lot of tail at The Bottle Wine and Spirits." For the Northerners, I'll translate. What Billie Bob means is that you can get a 1.5 liter of Yellow Tail wine for 10.99!!! Jimmy Jack says, "Im getting crowned at The Bottle Wine and Spirits." Which means, The Bottle Wine and Spirits has the best selection of Crown Royal products in the region. So Y'all Pick up a copy of True Grit written by Arkansas' favorite son, Charles Portis and mosey on down to The Bottle Wine and Spirits, home of the only single malt scotch selection that would make Lassiter roll over in his grave. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman.

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