Tommy apologizes to the Laura Ingrahams of the world, but thinks the rise in male alcoholism is related to the plethora of female pundits.

Earlier I wrote a piece on Laura Ingraham, the shrill voiced pundit on Fox Cable TV with the prominently displayed large gold cross uniform and kidded around about cancer. Cancer is nothing to joke about and for that I am sorry. More on cancer later. But seriously, why is it that all the females with an on air opinion are either morbidly obese, (Rosie, Oprah, Whoopie,) anorexic, (Anne Coulter, Laura Ingraham, in her case it may be the chemotherapy,) or tough on the eyes to look at with too much makeup and overly coiffed hair, (Barbara Walters, Joy Behar, etc., etc., etc.) Do these babes have a monopoly on female opinion? Why don't we see Hugh Heffner's Bunnies or Playmates or Penthouse Pets, or strippers for that matter on prime time TV with a point of view or photographed next to an op-ed piece in a major newspaper? I really think that the current list of "female pundits" has something to do with the epidemic of male alcoholism in the United States! Which brings me to the point. Gents, turn the TV off and responsibly enjoy a dram of Glenfiddich (pronounced like Dick) Ancient Reserve, 18 year old 40%. A full gold appearance, sweet neat taste, and soft peat finish. Now that's my opinion! Slainte, Tommy Maaltman