Tommy Maaltman is kicking butt, saving lives, taking names and promoting male breast cancer awareness.

Everybody is aware that women get breast cancer and men get prostate cancer. But did you know that men can get breast cancer too? I didn't think you did so in addition to having your prostate digitalized, (digital rectal exam) and checking your nads in the shower monthly, you should stand in front of a mirror, remove your bro, and self examine your man boobs. If you detect a lump, you should immediately contact your physician who will most likely order a manogram and schedule a biopsy. Which reminds me, do you know the difference between a Hematologist and a Urologist? One pricks your finger and the other one, well you know how it goes. Speaking of health, it has been scientifically documented that drinking responsibly is good for your heart so take heart and poor a dram of Scapa, an Orkney Island Scotch single malt, 64.5%, with a mid gold appearance, hand rolled tobacco, sea salt, and bitter chocolate taste and a brine and pepper finish. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Tommy Maaltman's Malt Musings Blog. Here's to your health. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman