Tommy Maaltman crowns Ronny (Patriarch of the Korte Klan) "King of all Shots."

Who hasn't done shots? But Ronny tops us all with his patented 3 story "Drop Shot" of Vodka. Oh you haven't heard about this fête of alcohol skill? While vacationing in Krakow, Poland after a long day of sight seeing (we religiously knock off at 4:00 PM) Ronny told the Maaltman to go up to the CrakowDays room and " Pour me a shot of Vodka." Subserviently, I ran up three flights of stairs, poured a shot of Sobiesky Vodka and waited for Ronny, who never showed up! Somewhat concerned, I looked out the window for Ronny, who was last seen on the sidewalk three floors below, where I saw him waiting like a dog with his mouth wide open. Nothing more needed to be said. I tipped the shot glass over releasing the Vodka. Ronny expertly orally received the shot of Vodka without spilling a drop!!! You don't believe me? See the photo for yourself. (Currently going viral on the internet) Followers, don't try this at home. Instead pour a dram of The Balvenie Portwood 21 year old vol. 43 with a yellow gold appearance, mild Cognac, smoky, pipe tobacco nose, smooth honey tone taste and sweet old pipe mellow honey finish. The Balvenie Distillery is located in Banffshire (Dufftown) in the Grampian region of Northern Scotland and is now considered Scotland's Whisky capital eclipsing Cambletown. Rome was built on seven hills, Dufftown stands on seven stills. Slainte, Tom Maaltman.