Tommy Maaltman's tip on Homeland Security.

Ronny craps his pants and triggers the homeland security fertilizer alarm on a recent trip to Eastern Europe. World travelers, did you know that the TSA screens for fertilizer residue prior to boarding an airplane? Fertilizer, high in nitrogen content, is a key ingredient in terrorist's home made bombs and triggers alarms at the airport. On a recent trip to Krakow, Poland, alarms went off when Ronny tried to pass security. He says it was due to walking in his yard after Tru-Green fertilized his lawn. The Maltman knows better! Oops! Embarrassing? Well let's all settle down with a dram of Isle of Jura 16 year old, 40 vol., with a dark gold to bronze color, a freshly chopped pine tree nose, orange and buttered scones taste and salty finish. Slainte, Tommy Maaltman